Archive for June, 2009

Soapbox: love, loyalty and Sunderland AFC

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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It’s summer. Not much going on, save for transfer speculation (Roy Keane maybe in for Carlos and Nyron, us undecided between Rooney and Drogba – well, the first bit is true, according to the papers) …the new season approaching but still far enough away not to worry about. Let Pete Sixsmith, then, introduce Tash, a great new Salut! Sunderland writing talent with heartwarming words about her first visit to the Stadium of Light …

As June limps out and July dashes in, the new season comes ever closer. There are just over two weeks to our first pre-season game at Darlington and here, at Sixsmith Towers, there is a little flutter of excitement in the not inconsiderable tummy as yet another dawn arrives that promises to be as true as an Elvis Costello shot rather than as false as a Labour Party manifesto.

The love and affection (and occasional contempt) that the grizzled veterans of Roker Park have for the club is well documented.

Some live close enough to feel it 24/7, while others live far enough away to have a more detached view. Sometimes, we take Sunderland for granted, with the world weary, cynical view that we have seen it all before and no doubt we will see it all again.

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Soapbox: love, loyalty and Sunderland AFC

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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It's summer. Not much going on, save for transfer speculation (Roy Keane maybe in for Carlos and Nyron, us undecided between Rooney and Drogba – well, the first bit is true, according to the papers) …the new season approaching but still far enough away not to worry about. Let Pete Sixsmith, then, introduce Tash, a great new Salut! Sunderland writing talent with heartwarming words about her first visit to the Stadium of Light …

As June limps out and July dashes in, the new season comes ever closer. There are just over two weeks to our first pre-season game at Darlington and here, at Sixsmith Towers, there is a little flutter of excitement in the not inconsiderable tummy as yet another dawn arrives that promises to be as true as an Elvis Costello shot rather than as false as a Labour Party manifesto.

The love and affection (and occasional contempt) that the grizzled veterans of Roker Park have for the club is well documented.

Some live close enough to feel it 24/7, while others live far enough away to have a more detached view. Sometimes, we take Sunderland for granted, with the world weary, cynical view that we have seen it all before and no doubt we will see it all again.

So what a pleasure on Saturday to read an infinitely less hard bitten view of SAFC. I received a suspicious letter in the post that morning. It wasn’t the usual final demand, credit card bill, Viagra offer, but a hand written envelope in a script that I recognised. I opened it, fearing bad news and read a perfect reason why the likes of us oldies should restrain our cynicism and grumpiness about the club.

The covering letter was from Peter Scott, a retired colleague and probably the finest teacher I have ever worked with. He was a Roker Ender par excellence, refusing to move even when the heavens opened in deluges of Shamrock Rovers (away) proportions.

Peter doesn’t go as much now and his equally loyal son, Derek lives in the Midlands, so he doesn’t get to many games either. But the light of Sunderland AFC burns in their hearts and makes them fine examples of how our club will always be superior to the likes of Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal, with their plastic, band wagon jumping fans.

Peter’s granddaughter, Tash, lives in Truro, which is about as far away from Sunderland as you can get and still be in England. Despite the distance she is a proud and loyal Red and White and is, according to her grandfather “living proof that I have brought my family up in the correct and time honoured traditions”.

On being asked to do an English assignment on My Favourite Place, Tash looked no farther than the Stadium of Light. She produced a great piece of work which is part tribute to her dad and granddad and part tribute to what we all hold dear – Sunderland AFC. This is her describing the approach to the Stadium.

“I vividly remembered crossing the giant metal bridge that connected either side of the North-eastern city, connecting either side of the angry River Wear. The air was cold and the wind blew heavily from across the freezing North Sea which made me glad my dad had reminded me to take my warm coat. The rich smell of frying burgers and hot dogs drifted over from the busy fast food trailers that rested on the crowded road ahead.

The deep voices of men in dark coats and woven red and white scarves, who I’d probably never see again, surrounded me. I held Dad’s warm hand tightly as his face was one of the few that was recognisable. I looked up at Grandpa as his old hand dug into his navy blue coat pocket and faintly heard the sound of rustling, before he pulled out a handful of Werther’s Originals.”

Tash goes on to describe Peter giving her her ticket;

“Grandpa tapped me lightly on the shoulder and, smiling, leaned down to give me something.
Warily I put out my cold hand to receive it. It glistened as what little sunlight was left reflected off the glossy coating. The emblem in the corner was instantly recognisable. I probably would have recognised it from the day I was born. I slid my fingers across the smooth surface as I read the black text. I realised that I was holding my ticket. A ticket that would get me into that magnificent ground that stood over me.”

And this is what she saw inside:

“Our red plastic seats were slightly faded in the middle, from the fans who had sat there. Cold, grey concrete lay flat beneath our feet.
In front of me were thousands of excited heads and shoulders all steadily leaning in toward the green rectangle bordered by snow white lines. The stadium was bigger than I’d ever thought. The red seats were filled with bodies and an ocean of red and white lay before me. Inevitably, Prokoviev’s Dance of the Knights began and everyone rose to their feet as though it was an order. As the players emerged, the adrenaline buzzed around the stadium as the clapping, chanting and whistling started. The sound was amazing. The sense of unity and passion was second to none.”

And, for Tash, the defining moment:

“Even as Sunderland were defending the noise was constant, pushing the team on, willing them to win. Different chants ran loops around my ears. Dad knew them all as did Grandpa. The noise was so immense I was almost scared, almost terrified.
My fingers were ice against my face; I’d forgotten how cold they were. I fumbled around in my pocket, scrambling for my gloves. The noise of the supporters suddenly increased, a few of those in front of me began to stand, I looked up quickly, I couldn’t see. I tried to find a gap between a thousand heads. I stood up as the ball rippled idly into the back of the net. The ocean of red and white erupted. Everyone was on their feet, jumping up and down, screaming. Dad hugged me so tightly I could barely breathe. The noise was unimaginable, ecstatic, amazing.”

For us who trudge across the bridge, slump in our seats and moan about the players, Tash’s lovely piece should go some way towards pricking the bubble of cynicism that older fans sometimes have.

All of us have felt like she did and all of us can remember our first real experience of Roker Park or the Stadium. I don’t think Tash sees many games but, like her dad and her grandpa, she is part of the family of Sunderland fans that stretches across the country and across the world: a true Red and White!

Soapbox: stripped of dignity

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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Pete Sixsmith‘s many qualities were not previously thought to include a talent for fashion commentary. Then Mike Ashley decided to have yet another (last?) laugh at the expense of Mags by coming up with the ugliest, most inappropriate away strip imaginable. Pete’s first reaction was “Yellow and Gold: ugh!!” This is his second …

Just when Newcastle supporters thought it was safe to come out of the house, the new away strip is launched on an unsuspecting and incredulous public. Yellow and orange stripes are, in the words of one of my Magpie students, “absolutely minging” and just about sums up the general feeling of anyone with any kind of colour/dress sense.

It could well be that this is Ashley’s parting gift to the club and city that has come to loathe him as much as we loathed McMenemey 25 years ago. If so, it’s a hell of a leaving pressie, expecting the rapidly diminishing number of Toon Army foot soldiers to walk around looking like giant deckchairs.

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Soapbox: hooray, the fixtures are out

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

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Pete Sixsmith welcomes the arrival of the pre-Murdochisation fixtures list …

For a self confessed football addict like me, June is the worst month of the year. No football anywhere in the North East, just the remnants of the Scottish Junior programme over the border. Saturday afternoons are spent inhaling fresh air instead of stale beer, frying onions and embrocation. Evenings are spent hunched over GCSE History papers or slumped in front of a TV set, desperately searching for news of transfers on teletext or Finnish League games on some obscure channel.

There are minor buzzes when the pre season games are announced. This years are excellent and should warm the players up a bit more than a holiday in Portugal and a canter at Athlone did last year. The Amsterdam tournament has the blood racing in that it gives Mr Horan and myself a chance to revisit one of Europe ‘s most liberal cities. Abandoning his mantle of Jonah, he has resumed a previous incarnation as Thomas Cook and has booked relatively cheap flights from Leeds/Bradford and what sounds like a decent hotel in the city. All geared up for beer, brown cafes and whatever other attractions Amsterdam may throw at us.

Trains are booked for Edinburgh and Glasgow, although rumours persist that Setanta wants a 6.00p.m.start for the Celtic game. Old clever clogs tried to out Thomas Cook Mr Horan and got an excellent deal from Penrith to Glasgow (£15.00 return) and is now worried that his investment and his reputation as a wizard on the National Rail website may well take a hammering.

Today, we have the fixtures for the new season and the whiff of Elliman’s Rub is getting stronger. First game at Bolton is a good start for us. It’s not far, we should get plenty of tickets and I can have my lunch in the Balcony Bistro in Lancaster Market.

Chelsea at home on a Tuesday night could be a stiff one, but after that well, Bruce and his staff must be rubbing their hands together. Blackburn, Stoke, Hull , Burnley and Wolves are all games that we should get something from. Without going over the top, we should have been able to collect a fair number of points by the time the nights are drawing in.

We could have new players in by then and have said goodbye to some old friends. Bruce is determined to strengthen the defence and a Richard Dunne who plays as he did in Sofia for Ireland would be a real asset. On the other hand, the Dunne that played for City at times last season would make Steve Hetzke look like a world beater.

So, the run in to August 15th begins now. I am sure that all at the club realise that another new start (new owner, new management team, new local derby) gives us a great opportunity to wipe out the awful memories of the Geordie Nation and replace it with the Mackem Millennium.

As for the shoe twirlers and serial Messiah hunters, Scunthorpe away on a Tuesday night has a lovely ring about it

When Saturday Comes – we’ll still be in the Premier

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Wsc

The front cover, very amusing, is as good a reason as you need to buy the latest issue of When Saturday Comes.

Better still, buy two and send one copy to me.

And then get hold of the new A Love Supreme

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Toon treat, Dutch courage

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Toondoon

While some thoughts are turning to the coffee bars and nocturnal attractions of Amsterdam, where the Lads go for a pre-season tournament* pitting us against some tasty opposition, simpler pleasures arrived in today's post.

One was an excellent new Roy Bailey album – Billy Bragg says he's as challenging as Clash ever were, but then this is a sentence that probably belongs at Salut! Live. The other was the new ALS Toon Doon T-shirt, which is also excellent.

It graced the badminton courts of Le Lavandou in the south of France tonight, but I thought it looked better on the ALS model. But Marie-Noelle, one of my badminton pals, did ask: "C'est quoi ca, Toon Doon?" I explained the two important events of the last day of the season, and she quickly understood (or humoured me).

My thanks to Pete Sixsmith for sending it. He'll do anything to keep in with the editor.


* Book your Dutch treat to be around the Amsterdam Arena between July 24 and 26; Sunderland join Ajax, Atletico Madrid and Benfica. I know managers always say pre-season games are "all about fitness" especially if they've just lost, but wouldn't it be encouraging for the new, Toon-free, Boro-free season to do well in such company?

Steve Bruce: welcome to our world (2)

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

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Bruce is our boss, much as expected for several days, and whatever reservations others may have, it's exactly the right appointment, says Pete Sixsmith

Well, it didn’t take long to get a new manager in, suggesting that Niall Quinn had lined Steve Bruce up before the end of the season – depending on whether we stayed up. Had we done a Newcastle and ended up in the Coca Cola Championship, it would have been a much lesser light than Bruce – maybe Kinnear or Shearer.

So far, the reaction has been muted. I didn’t notice thousands of people outside the Academy welcoming a new Messiah, or toothless Wearside crones claiming they hadn’t slept all night because they were that excited.

Bob & bruce

In fact, there didn’t seem to be anyone there at all, which suggests that Wearside crones and serial bed sheet misspellers were too busy welcoming Take That to the Stadium. Maybe they thought that Gary Barlow had taken the job?

But seriously, folks, it has divided fans, probably about 65 – 35. Neither Martyn McFadden nor Paul Dobson of ALS were over enthusiastic on Five Live, and there has been a fair bit of negativity flying around on the message boards.

For what it’s worth, I think it is the sort of appointment that we need at this moment. We have an ideal opportunity to establish ourselves in the Premier League. There are no onfield distractions in the area, although of the field I am sure the Newcastle soap opera will rumble on for the next decade. And what we need is the kind of stability that has made Everton and Villa top eight stalwarts over the years. These are the clubs that we have to look to and Bruce may just be the man who can take us to that level.

You get there by appointing someone who knows his way around the division, who has a good coach to work with him, who is ambitious and who rarely seems to fall out with players. If that was Quinny’s tick list, then everything pointed to Bruce rather than inexperienced club coaches like Bilic, eccentrics like Strachan and self publicists like Mancini.

Bruce has worked for owners who are obnoxious, paternalistic or parvenus.

Now he has a chance to work for a billionaire rather than mere millionaires like Jordan, Sullivan and Whelan. He also has the opportunity to put a team out in front of a crowd that is double that of his previous two clubs and craves success. His whole career has been one of progression – look how hard Palace, Birmingham and Wigan fought to keep him.

I have been critical of him in the past – his resemblance to Mrs Doubtfire has been commented on a few times – but I genuinely welcome him to Sunderland. He may not have the volatile, unfulfilled promise of Roy Keane but we need a steadying hand and I think he will give it to us.

If you type the words Bruce and Boss into Google, you are directed to page upon page about Bruce Springsteen. He’s a success and plays major stadiums in Europe. Could this be an omen?


* Bruce is seen posing beside the Bob Stokoe statue "just to rub it in", says Eomatrix, who got in just before Ellis in posting the image to probably the best Ready To Go thread known the man.

Steve Bruce: welcome to our world (1)

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Salut! Sunderland has said it before. We are not a sports news agency and have no wish – or ability – to compete with mainstream news media or newsy websites. Our role is different and it doesn't take too much scrutiny of the archives to see that.

But the appointment of a new manager is an event of such significance for our great club and its even greater supporters. So let us extend a warm welcome to Steve Bruce, who tonight becomes not only that manager but also our favourite Mag.

Bruce is a complete professional and will neither be distracted by his history as a Newcastle United man nor reinvent himself as a lifelong Mackem who would like nothing better than to see the Mags descend another division or two.

Our most recent experiences of Barcodes at Sunderland are not encouraging: Lee Clark's T-shirt, Michael Chopra's unmissable miss against Toon. But we got plenty of good work from Clark beforehand, gloried in Bob Stokoe's finest hour, saw Chopra score a goal against someone else that played a huge part in keeping us up last seasom and could easily dig up plenty of names from the past to show that people in football can act as adults and properly serve the hands that feed them.

So Bruce starts with a substantial benefit of the doubt, our heartfelt wishes for him to succeed and, if Pete Sixsmith agrees, a promise not to call him Mrs Doubtfire again, at least in the forseeable future.

And we rather liked this, from Kaveh Solhekol at The Times website: extracts of a piece on the six things Steve must do …

Forget about Newcastle United

Bruce has made no secret of the fact that he supports Newcastle, but most Sunderland fans are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt …

Attract the right players

Bruce is expected to have up to £50 million to spend on new players, although in reality he may get less than half of that to spend this summer. That should not be a problem for a manager with good contacts around the world …

Hold on to what he has got

Sunderland players such as Kieran Richardson, Dean Whitehead and Kenwyne Jones will be linked with other clubs … Bruce has to decide whether to cash in or keep his best players. The futures of Craig Gordon and Paul McShane will also need to be sorted out.

Plan to stick around

Bruce has been a manager for 11 years but he has already changed jobs six times … Sunderland fans will have every right to be angry if he does walk out because he has everything a manager needs – money, rich owner, sensible chairman, loyal fans, modern stadium …

Put his arm around Anton Ferdinand

Great things were expected … but so far he has done little to justify his £8 million price-tag after a promising start … Bruce will need to work the same magic that he used on Titus Bramble at Wigan to turn Ferdinand into a top-class defender.

Answer his phone

Steve, if your phone’s ringing and Ellis Short’s name comes up on the display, take a deep breath, press answer and say, “Hello, Mr Short. What can I do for you?”

For the full article, follow this link.

Mr Shearer’s Toytoon money

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Money

From Steven Reeves comes news of an unexpected issue of banknotes to
commemorate the momentous events of May 24 2009.

Shearernote

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Steve Bruce: reports of congestion

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Wigan

As we await what now appears to be the inevitability of Steve Bruce’s installation as manager of Sunderland, the news from Wigan itself is that we should be prepared for quite an influx from the JJB, or DW (Dean Whitehead?) as it will be known next season.

This is what Bernard Ramsdale**, our award-winning man with his ear to the ground has to say:

Reports from people in the know at the club are convinced that SB will be moving to the Stadium Of Light, taking all of his backroom staff with him. These will include Nigel Spink as goalkeeper coach and Eric Black as his number two. It also includes an extensive, and very successful scouting team. (Palacios, fourteen million pounds and Valencia, 15 million pounds for an outlay of six million isn’t too bad is it)

And this:

The imminent arrival of Steve Bruce as Sunderland manager could have catastrophic consequences for Wigan Athletic.

Reports of Bruce wanting to take Lee Cattermole to the Stadium of Light have surfaced and the fans of the Latics can also expect Bruce to make a bid for Titus Bramble as well according to reports in the Daily Star.

The loss of Bruce may well be overcome depending on the club’s replacement manager but chairman Dave Whelan must be concerned about the possible loss of two of the clubs best players and the sooner things are brought back to normality at the DW Stadium, the better.

Two thoughts:

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